literally 90% of white girl jokes are made by white boys
what makes you think you and your adidas flip flops with socks have any room to talk
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards
It’s obviously a penguin
no it’s a fkin unicorn
just be quiet everyone its obviously a squirrel
thought it was a cat
Nah man that is for sure a spotted jungle turtle. Trust me.
it looks like a giraffe
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
Everything you love is here
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
"Shamrock" by Michael Creese
"I couldn’t love a man so purely
Even prophets forgave his goofy way
I’ve learned love is like a brick you can
Build a house or sink a dead body”
"I’m just a holy fool, oh baby it’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby”